Feline Logic for Your Human Problems

Need advice? Trust a cat.
Welcome to the internet’s most irresponsible advice column. Just type your problem and we’ll tell you what a cat would do (usually something like nap, knock things over, or disappear under the bed). It's the purrfect tool for overthinkers, cat lovers, and anyone who wants life advice with absolutely no accountability. Totally unqualified. Surprisingly accurate. Delightfully cat-like.

Disclaimer:
The cat is not a licensed therapist, lawyer, life coach, or even particularly helpful. Any consequences resulting from following this advice are entirely your own fault. The cat accepts no responsibility and is currently napping anyway.

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WhatWouldACatDo.com is the internet’s most irresponsible (and entertaining) advice column, powered entirely by feline logic. Just type in your problem, and we’ll tell you what a cat would do. Whether it’s ghosting your boss, napping through stress, or knocking over emotional baggage, you’ll get an answer that’s delightfully cat-like and completely unqualified.This site was built for cat lovers, overthinkers, and anyone who enjoys a little humor with their problem-solving. Every response is generated on the spot using cat-inspired reasoning. No judgment, just judgmental stares.We don’t promise wise advice. We promise cat advice, which is often the same thing, only fluffier.WhatWouldACatDo.com is also home to cat-themed content, cat logic wisdom, and soon, links to our favorite cat gifts, toys, and feline-approved merchandise. Because if you’re going to take life advice from a cat, you might as well buy the t-shirt too.

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🛡️ Privacy PolicyWe don’t collect any personal data when you use this site. If you submit a problem, it’s only used to generate a cat-like response. Nothing is stored, tracked, or sold.We do not use cookies, tracking pixels, or anything else a cat would bat off the counter.💰 Affiliate DisclaimerSome links on this site may be affiliate links. That means if you click and buy something, we might earn a small commission, at no extra cost to you.The cat has expensive tastes in tuna and toys, so every little bit helps.