Feline Logic for Your Human Problems
Need advice? Trust a cat.
Welcome to the internet’s most irresponsible advice column. Just type your problem and we’ll tell you what a cat would do (usually something like nap, knock things over, or disappear under the bed). It's the purrfect tool for overthinkers, cat lovers, and anyone who wants life advice with absolutely no accountability. Totally unqualified. Surprisingly accurate. Delightfully cat-like.
Disclaimer:
The cat is not a licensed therapist, lawyer, life coach, or even particularly helpful. Any consequences resulting from following this advice are entirely your own fault. The cat accepts no responsibility and is currently napping anyway.
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WhatWouldACatDo.com is the internet’s most irresponsible (and hilarious) advice column, powered entirely by feline logic. Got a problem? Type it in. You’ll get a response so unqualified, so unapologetically cat-like, it might just be perfect. Whether it’s quitting your job via nap, ignoring toxic people with flair, or knocking over your emotional support water bottle, this is advice straight from the whiskers.This funny cat website was built for overthinkers, stressball humans, and anyone who finds peace in the chaos of a silly cat’s worldview. Every response is generated instantly using cat-inspired logic. No judgment. Just judgmental stares.We don’t offer professional advice. We offer cat advice, which is somehow more relatable, more sarcastic, and 100% fluffier.While you’re here, don’t miss our growing collection of cat-themed content, funny cat stuff, and soon, a shop featuring our favorite silly cat gifts, toys, and merchandise. Because if you’re going to take advice from a cat, you might as well wear the t-shirt. 🐾
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